Ok I've thought about it for...well...about 20 minutes and I've come up with 3 things that will be in my dream house once I become rich and famous. Here goes:
1) Giant ass American flag in the front lawn. Like on a big long pole with the spotlights at night, and I'm talking about a HUGE one, like aviation museum huge. This will serve two purposes: for one it'll show how super patriotic I am to all my lame hippy neighbors, and two it will allow me to express my sorrows constructively, as I will fly the flag at half mast during my own personal tragedies, like when Tony Almeda dies in 24, or when my computer crashes.
2) Fully paved go-kart track in the back yard. Screw basketball hoops nailed to the garage door. That's boring and lame. In my house, all family disputes and/or greivences will be settled and/or aired in the minimum of 8 laps. If you don't want to do the dishes, you better le